Before I reformed my wicked ways, I plied the dark alleys of the fourth estate. Touring through my back pages, I intend to report here on some of the bits and pieces that I--and hopefully you--find interesting.
Jon Anderson
“I don’t think you can be too cosmic in life.” This
was not all that surprising coming from Jon Anderson, the lead singer and
lyricist of the ’70s psychedelic rock supergroup, Yes. I had seen the band in
concert and enjoyed their spacey-symphonic adagios, though for the ’80s new
wave magazine I edited, for the punk audience we coveted, they would fall into
the dinosaur category of pop music. I didn’t image Syd Vicious or Joe Strummer
giving much spin time to Tales From
Topographic Oceans. Still, I liked Jon instantly. For one, he thought I was
African. I have a darkish complexion, but the closest I come to Africa is
Sicily (not counting that it’s the original locus of all humanity). Mostly,
though, I admired Jon’s staunch defense of his phantasmogorphic worldview.
“Reality can be such a drag,” he said, his gossamer voice fluttering out of his
lithe body as if he was auditioning to play Legolas, the Mirkwood elf in Lord of the Rings. “Here we are in this
physical world and we’re the soft machine. We can dream. We can say that’s a
UFO or that’s the moon or that’s a goblin.” As he stepped out of the Narnian
wardrobe, checking for wraiths behind his shoulder, his eyes blinked to adjust
to the harsh light of reality in a midtown Manhattan hotel room. “What’s the
alternative? All these shit wars and fucked up corporate governments? Fuck
them.” Whoa, Frodo. What happened to the singing dolphins and “I’ve seen all good people turn their heads each
day so satisfied I’m on my way?” But Jon had jumped off the Middle Earth
Roundabout and locked his icy pale eyes into my pseudo-African face. “I’ve got a
way of getting rid of all the bombs, all the nuclear shit. See, I don’t want
some bloke saying they got rid of the fucking things. I want to see the damn
things blow up.” He was scaring me, scaring me in a way that Johnny Rotten’s
safety pins or Siouxie Banshee’s mascara never did. Maybe it was because,
despite the intensity of his eyes, that alto soprano voice remained as whimsical
as a 13 year-old girl’s sharing a secret with her best friends. The giggling
secret, though, was an apocalyptic light show. “One beautiful evening, we stay
up all bloody night, drinks loads of black coffee, eat sandwiches, and watch
the explosions in the sky. ‘Hey, that could have been Chicago. That could have
been New Orleans.’ I mean, we paid for the fucking things. Let’s see where the
money’s gone. Let’s see them set the sky on fire.” Right. Thanks, Jon, I’m as
cosmic as the next guy, but I prefer to keep the big bang at a little more of a
distance.
Dig this...dig that he stepped out of his role..."I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys? After all it was you and me..." Yeah...we paid for all those f*ckers.
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